June 13, 2004
"Mystery Juice"
by Katherine Wolff
9:00: Lac Ravelobe
Today is wonderful. I am sitting on a log upslope of Lake
Ravelobe, looking for crocodiles. I awoke early, before
6:00, blindly reached for my dirty running/field clothes
in the pre-dawn shadows, and made my way down the sandy
road that stretches away from camp. A cozy fire crackled
inside one of the three shacks at the end of the road, and
a nervous mother hen herded her chicks off the road as I
passed. I didn’t get far on the main road before I saw a
flattened hedgehog tenrec. I found a stick, poked and examined
the shriveled remnants of the unfortunate creature, contemplating
it’s striking similarities to my own pet hedgehog at home.
Soon I was off again, past the ANGAP campground, past the
little village with stands of lemons and limes, and something
Jodie called “wood orange,” a large round fruit bearing
tempting resemblence to some member of the citrus family.
Upon further examination, however, one soon discovers that
this pseudo orange is as dissappointingly hard as a field
hockey ball. Blast! Doomed to a diet of rice, rice tea,
sugared rice, salted rice, and various items to put on rice
to embellish the nonexistant rice flavor. It’s not so bad
though; although my stash of Luna bars is dwindling, I constantly
remind myself that things could be far worse. For example,
I did not expect to have running water at camp, and so the
cold shower was and is a delightful surprise, especially
on scorching hot afternoons between field surveys. Not far
after the village the road curves to expose Lake Ravelobe,
an oasis in this strange sandy, arid place. Like an ameoba,
curling appendages reaching into the surrounding forest,
the lake sprawls over several kilometers. It is a haven
for a wide variety of terrestrial and aquatic life – a birdwatcher
and fisherman’s paradise. One need only pause for a moment
to hear the wet heavy slap of some monster fish leaping
out of it’s lacustrine habitat before plummeting back again.
Despite the peaceful solitude and cool breezes that invitingly
rustle the leaves of large overhanging trees, this lake
is forbidden. It is ridden with man-eating crocodiles (Pierrot
claims they killed 5 people in one year alone) and is supposedly
chock full of the tiny snails that carry schisto – a disease
which results in larvae spreading throughout the bloodstream
and manifesting itself as full grown worms which then crawl
out of every possible oriface. Lovely.
So the lake is a beautiful, damned place, and it never looked
more so than it did this morning when I ran by, a supernatural
mist enshrouding the surface, so still that it appeared
to be a magical solid thing, impermeable even to the first
rays of the morning sun, which sliced through the mist and
stabbed at my eyes.
After rounding a few more bends I turned around and began
to retrace my loping steps. Over the bridge, past the haunted-paradise
lake, past the fruit stands. In addition to the pyramidal
stacks of lemons and limes, lines of plastic bottles adorn
the dusty shelves. Some contain a stew of what is essentially
a stringently sour lemon relish that is used sparingly as
a condiment. Because the fruit here is often a different
color than what we are accustomed to at home (oranges, for
example taste far better when they are green, limes when
they are yellow, etc….), we optimistically and incorrectly
assumed that oranges were included among the citrus items
displayed in the roadside stands. So two days ago, after
a frustrating three hour transect hike with no sightings,
we asked Renary to drive us down to the village. Rolling
down the road in the truck bed, we excitedly talked about
having oranges for breakfast or lunch, and after dinner
to break the rice monotony. When the truck ground to a halt
we were immediately swarmed by village children who cheerfully,
blatantly identified and greeted us in Malagasy
“Hello white foreigner!”
We smiled and greeted them back and were soon devastated
to discover that the produce consisted only of sour lemons
and limes – no oranges whatsoever, aside from the wood oranges
which were about as appetizing as cannonballs. By this time,
amid the swiling disappointment and the confusion of smiling,
barefoot children tugging at our pant legs, we became aware
that the proprietors of the fruit stands had ceased whatever
they had been doing to stand expectantly, waiting for us
to make our purchases.
“Well, we have to buy something,” I said, glancing from
the unappetizing 2 liter bottles of abhorid lemon goo, to
the kindhearted face of an elderly woman in a filthy, tattered
apron. I opted for a bottle of pale yellow liquid that appeared
to have the color and texture of lemonade. “What is this?
Does it have sugar?” She grinned and nodded emphatically
(yes, yes, whatever you want). In retrospect I think that
if I had asked whether the bottle contained fudge or roasted
pheasant she would have had the same reaction. “Great, I’ll
take one.” I paid the 5,000 Malagasy francs, but Jodie was
insistantly tugging my elbow, informing me that the woman
at the adjacent stand had actually been waiting longer to
sell us citrus products. Sidestepping to this stand, I noticed
that the bottles were a little grimier, the coagulated brown
sediment at the bottom more closely ressembling pond sludge.
“Two please,” I conceeded, upon learning that the woman
did not have change for my large bills. Indeed, the Malagasy
government seems to have made the painful error of producing
a disproportionate amount of large and small bills, making
for very awkward buisness transactions in markets, bars
and restaraunts. We rumbled back to camp, waving back to
the children and feeling good for supporting the meager
local economy, if a little uncertain about the contents
of the three bottles now bulging in my backpack.
At camp Alain, Pierrot, and Renary laughed and chided us
for our purchases. Alain unscrewed the cap of one bottle,
which emitted a threatening hiss. After sitting in the sun
for who knew how many days, the substance had either intentionally
or accidentally fermented. Gingerly, he splashed a little
into the cap and sipped, as though too much of the drink
might cause him to combust spontaneously. The usually stoic,
quiet, somber student we know as Alain performed an animated
interpretive dance which was far more effective in describing
the taste than any words (as one side or the other must
always communicate in at best, a second language) could
have possibly conveyed.
I pictured the stern nurse at the Duke Travel Clinic who
had soberly forewarned me of the dangers involved in consuming
anything other than bread in Madagascar. I had violated
her primary rule: “Don’t buy street food!” We added a series
of tablets – iodine and neutralizers to sterilize the liquid,
a chemical process that took a full hour to complete. When
dinner was ready I filled my glass half way with the sterilized
mystery juice, and added sugar, Fanta, and some flavored
Crystal Light powdered drink mix to concoct a delicous lukewarm
beverage that tasted like……slightly sour orange Fanta.
I had once again learned the unfailing lesson that seems
to always confront and challenge me in this country: Even
simple tasks in Madagascar involve unforseen difficulties
and complexities. Something as seemingly routine as going
to the bank or buying groceries can take an entire day.
Maybe the taxi-brousse driver is afraid of vazaha (white
foreigners) and refuses to give you a ride, or gas for some
inexplicable reason just isn’t for sale, anywhere today.
It is a constant and valuable lesson in patience, understanding,
and flexibility – a stepping stone along the winding path
to culture awareness and sensitivity. No matter the frequency
of the lesson, or the exasperation involved, it is exceedingly
valuable, and will, I believe, serve me well. Even so, I’ll
be damned if I know what to do with two and a half more
bottles of lemon-flavored kerosene.